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[ so here's some asshole red-head with too much eyeliner on and some white-haired dick with fox ears sticking out of his head being complete goddamn assholes right in the courtyard, yanking on each other's hair and

is that blue fire. it sure is. ]

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You shouldn't just be waving around fires like that! Especially not blue ones!

Edited 2014-05-08 02:22 (UTC)

[ owowowowowowow shit. SHOVING HIS FIST into tomoe's stomach. ]

Sorry, this guy's owner doesn't seem to have trained him properly yet. [ pain and suffering. ]

[oof. STEPS ON KURAMA'S FOOT]

Don't worry, I'm just getting rid of a pest - it's perfectly safe!

[i'm gonna burn your face off, kurama.]

Owner --

Oh, so it's like that, huh? You guys shouldn't play so rough, though.

[ MOVING TO KICK TOMOE IN THE SHIN--wait. ]

He's definitely not mine, I assure you.

Please do not insult me in such a way. No familiar in his right mind would be subservient to this loser.

[decks him in the face while he's distracted]

Seriously guys, you could at least like...not do this in public, you know?

[ THAT HURTS, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

REACHING TO DIG HIS NAILS INTO TOMOE'S FACE. ]

This idiot doesn't know how to stop. [ --and to tomoe. ] Don't hit an idol's face!!

Ah, but maybe it's the perfect time for you to get a career change! A janitor perhaps, so you can stay in the trash you belong in!

[you want talons I HAVE TALONS DIGS HIS OWN NAILS INTO KURAMA'S FACE]

Wait, you're an idol?!

[ GOD DAMNIT TOMOE HE'S TRYING TO PROPERLY INTRODUCE HIMSELF HERE.

SCREECHING UNDER THOSE TALONS' WRATH. ]

[don't worry he's got this]

[over the shrieking, pretty pleased with himself:]

Former idol, currently seeking job as janitor. Are you hiring?

If you keep hurting him I'm gonna kick you in the face.

My, how rude.

I don't really wanna interrupt whatever your guys' thing is but I wanna hear the idol talk.

[siiiiigh]

[whatever, i guess a cute girl is requesting it]

[so i'll just pinch his face really hard until there's a big red welt and then let him go.]

[ thank the gods. fixing his hair a bit first, because goddamnit tomoe.

and now his face is ruined. but he refuses to cry over it now. maybe in a minute. ]

I'm sorry for that thing. I'm Kurama Shinjirou. The Fallen Angel with black wings. [ super popular super famous, captor of all high-school girls hearts, etc, etc. ]

...Never heard of you.

Hey, hey, you should sing something!

You see those of his ilk in human supermarkets, packaged and labeled "Chicken".

[ grinding a fist into tomoe's head. ]

I'm not that cheap. [ he's a professional. ]

Edited 2014-05-08 06:41 (UTC)

Hey, you don't mess with him either, angel idol guy. It's not moe.

[rude, do you think i'm gonna stand for that

punches him back tbh]

[ why is nanami too kind to just throw him off a cliff and leave tomoe to die.

PUNCHING TOMOE'S NOSE. i'm fucking sorry. ]

Seriously guys, don't make me break you up.

[ LIKE I DON'T EVEN REALLY CARE THAT MUCH BUT I WANNA TALK TO THE IDOL ]

[if you're going to, you'd better do it before he shoves this blue fireball into the idol's face.]

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